Nate has a pretty basic routine. He hangs out with Jason in the morning, then we have lunch, and most days when Jason goes down for a nap, he wanders over to the neighbors and asks for a treat. They give him a treat and then he'll ask for one for Jason. He ends up with two treats. On his way home, he eats them both. One day, while Nate was on his excursion, he discovered something new, so he came in to tell me about it...
Nate: Mom. There is a picture of a monster out there.
Me: Where?
Nate: Out by the berries, on that green thing, there is a picture of a monster.
Nate was pretty animated, and I knew it was going to be funny, so I took my camera as I went out to see the scary monster picture. Sure enough...
Here's what Nate had to say about the monster that lives in the green thing...
Nate: That monster eats bumble bees and kids. And he punches them (complete with punching gestures) and he has big teeth. He only eats sad kids, and he lives in there and when it's Christmas, he will jump out and he will run for his life.
Me: He'll run for his life?
Nate: Yeah. He'll run for his life.
p.s. Nate said that the monster eats bumble bees because he has been stung out there a few times while playing near the green box. There is a hornet nest there every year and he happens to upset those mean hornets at least once a year too.