Allie: Mom, do you think that baby in there is drinking any water? (as she is laying by me waiting for the baby to kick hard enough for her to feel).
Me: Sure.
Allie: What do you think it tastes like?
Me: I just don't know (ewww...I don't want to think about it). What do you think?
Allie: I know that it pees in there and then drinks it again. If it's a boy, it will pee out of its wiener and if it's a girl, out of it's stomach.
Me: Stomach?
Allie: Yeah.
Me: Allie, do you know what girl parts are called?
Allie: No. What are they called?
Me:...um...don't worry about it.
How immature am I that I can't teach my kids proper anatomy?
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