Tonight, the lady I love was reading books to the two boys that I tolerate. I had some time on my hands, so I joined them. I had a grand time chewing up a stuffed animal that used to be loved by someone else. The animal became mine because I chewed it. I find that is the best way to make things mine. I just take them and try to act innocent when someone gets mad. Sometimes they give up and just let me have what I want. It's pretty great.
Anyway, after I chewed the stuffed animal for a while, I could tell that the annoying boys were almost asleep, so I chose that moment to pee right where I stood. I have been peeing almost exclusively outside for weeks, but I decided it was time to shake things up. It must have worked because my lady friend was completely surprised.
After that, I spent some time outside on the chain and then I spent some time in my kennel. I knew I was in trouble, so I didn't even complain.
After a little while, I got lucky and the boy that I love came to rescue me and put me in his bed.
I could hear my lady friend rummaging around with the laundry, so I ditched the boy. Sure enough...there were fresh sheets on the bed that I love! I made myself comfortable. I was so comfortable that when my lady friend came in, I just gave her a look with my smoldering, sleepy eyes and after a few bright flashes of light, I was able to stay.
I am living the dream over here!
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